flyingtears 发表于 2023-9-18 08:24   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.丑的才谈恋爱，美的卖空调！
2.面试就是发生在两个骗子之间的谈话。
3.小时候买到《十万个为什么》，第一件事就是去数到底有没有十万个为什么。没有。所以这本书教给我的第一个知识点，就是不要轻信任何标题。
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