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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.一个学生正在为进入职业学校进行体检。

医生问:“请问,你常常这样结巴吗?”

学生:“不,不,不经常,只是讲话时才,才,才这样!”

2.两个傻子坐在一起,一个傻子突然给了另一个傻子一记重重的耳光。

被打的傻子问:“你是真打还是开玩笑?”

打人的傻子生气了:“当然是真打!”

被打的傻子松口气,接着说:“幸亏是真打,我是不和人开玩笑的。”

3.回老家,想吃老妈做的鱼,我哥说带我去弄点新鲜鱼。。。

开车到运河边,找到钓鱼的,我哥过去交谈了会,提着水桶回来。

我问老哥:你这是找他们买的?怎么桶都送你了!老哥摇摇头解释:我蒙来的,告诉他们这不能钓鱼,顺手把鱼给没收了…

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