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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.逛夜市的时候看到一个摊子上摆着好多很漂亮的皮带,想一想自己的腰带也旧了,于是选了一个喜欢的问老板怎么卖? 老板抬头瞅了一眼问道:“你家多大的狗?”

2.在杂志上看说穷亲戚多可怕多粘人,我跟父亲说爸咱家真好,没有穷亲戚诶!
父亲沉默了一会说:咱家就是别人家的穷亲戚!

3.车上放着许巍的歌.....不自觉的车速就上了三十,结果警车就跟上来了。
我心想,这条路限速五十,我没超速,所以没理会它。后来只听警车上传来:“前面的三轮车把音响给我关了!

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