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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、刚生完孩子的妻子对丈夫表示歉意:
“你想要个男孩,偏偏我生了个女的,真对不起! ”
丈夫吻了一下妻子,安慰说:“没关系,亲爱的,这是我的第二志愿。

2、刚刚成年的女儿冷不丁地问母亲:“娘,啥叫三角恋?”
母亲一愣怔,忙含糊其词地回答:“两个人的任务,三个人完成! ”

3、甲:你的牙齿上面怎么有青菜啊?
乙:嘘,小点声,不然那帮网友又来偷菜了。

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