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[短篇] [一代综师]三则笑话

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[一代综师]三则笑话

1、
一壮汉阴囊疼痛,去医院看病。
值班大夫是一年青姑娘, 问他:“你哪儿不舒服?”
壮汉:“蛋疼!” 大夫:“睾丸疼?”
壮汉:“不光是搞完以后疼,不搞也疼!”

2、
小时候过中秋,妈妈总给我讲嫦娥的故事。
但我只想着月饼,对嫦娥不感兴趣;
谁料想现在过中秋,对月饼是没什么兴趣了,心里老惦记着嫦娥!

3、
一女生扮纯情问:"你说小孩是从哪儿生出来的呢?"
另一女生不屑道:"靠,这还不简单,哪儿进去就从哪儿出来的呗!!!"
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