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小笑话

西游记中里面沙僧说的最多的台词:
  1.大师兄~!师傅被妖怪抓走了!
  2.二师兄~!师傅被妖怪抓走了!
  3.大师兄~!二师兄被妖怪抓走了!
  4.大师兄~!师傅和二师兄都被妖怪抓走了!

  5.师傅,大师兄说的对
  6.大师兄,二师兄说的对
  7.二师兄,大师兄说的对
  8.大师兄~我们在这儿呢~
  9.二师兄,你怎么又要分行李?
  10.师傅放心吧,大师兄会来救我们的
  11.师傅,不能赶大师兄走啊
  12.二师兄,这就是你的不对了
  13.二师兄 你就少说两句吧
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