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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1两个女生在最后一排说话,说着说着还大声笑了出来。老师脸一沉,怒敲黑板:“上课呢!安静点!” 她俩吓了一跳马上闭嘴,可貌似刚才的话题太有趣,只能强忍着不乐出声,肩膀还一抖一抖的……老师冷笑一声:“哟呵,还有振动模式啊。”

2有个招聘中介对我说道:美女,给你介绍个工作吧。我好奇问道:说来听听。中介说道:这工作每天都和吃的打交道,还能接触各种年轻帅哥。”我疑惑问道:什么工作这么好?结果中介来一句:食堂打饭阿姨。一听到这,我顿时无语了。

3为什么井盖是圆的?

A:为什么井盖是圆的? B:如果是方的,你肯定又要问为什么是方的,那它总得有个形状吧。 C:因为偷的时候可以滚!

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