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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

第一个笑话:孙悟空的金箍棒不见了,去询问土地公公,孙悟空:“我的金箍棒在哪里?”土地公公:“大圣,你的金箍,棒就棒在特别配你的发型。”

第二个笑话:小明去理发店剪头发,理发师问他要什么发型,他拿出手机视频,指着一个人说:“跟他一样就行。”理发师看了看,然后说:“我知道你的意思了,你是想剪个光头吧。”

第三个笑话:一醉汉不慎从楼上掉下来,引来路人围观。警察赶过来问:发生什么事?  醉汉:不清楚,我也是刚到。

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