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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1一次去买衣服,刚到店里就看见门口有个电子秤,最近正好想量量体重,我就毫不犹豫地站了上去,可是怎么也看不见体重。

我问老板:“你们电子秤是不是坏了,怎么没有读数啊?”

老板一听大喊:“你赶紧给我下来,那是我们的扫地机器人。

2爸爸要去睡觉,告诉儿子:“待会要是有客人来,就叫爸爸!” 小明点头答应。过了一会儿,隔壁老王来串门。小明开了门,甜甜地叫道:“爸爸!” 老王激动道:“孩子,你终于知道啦!”

3有匹小马要过河,老水牛看到了对他说:“别怕,水很浅,只到了我的膝盖。”

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